Thanks for checking out my about page! Seriously, it means a lot.
I treat reading an about page as the real-life equivalent to saying, “Hey, you seem pretty alright. Tell me a little more about yourself.” That’s awesome. If I could, I’d shake your hand or give you a high five.
I live in Iowa but not Des Moines.
I’m a marketer, and most of the useful stuff I write focuses on Marketing. I also write useless things, like personal essays, and expositions, and other forms of prose that, for practical purposes, are useless.
Here’s how I look when I need to impress people.
Here’s how I look when I don’t.
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Note: When it comes to business, I’m not interested in the following:
- New projects
Please don’t contact me about these things. If you’re interested in freelance services, you can learn more here.